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		<title>Why Cat&#8217;s can&#8217;t be trusted!</title>
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		<title>Pentagon Reports Army Mascot &#8216;Liberty&#8217; Killed in Iraq</title>
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		<title>Why women are Evil !!</title>
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		<title>Trunk Monkey &#8211; I wish I had one of these</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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		<title>Birth Control Glasses would have helped</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lee</dc:creator>
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